To be able to see Guo Jia's full commitment to the role, Yan Qing paid the price is not low: but is to take advantage of a little verbal, he did not pay attention, was ghosts slyly with words to the knot, had to take a ride on a pro-brewed two jars of wine to give away the promise.
Wish granted, the last second was tender Mrs. Guo flipped out, contentedly invited herself down to the hall, leaving her ex-husband behind to go to her room in style.
Seeing that he left without hesitation, Yan Qing shook his head in amusement, originally thinking of going back to the study to finish writing the letter to the Lord, but as soon as he got up, he temporarily changed his mind and asked someone to prepare a hot soup to clean himself and wash his dust, and revitalize his spirit before he went.
The inner room was thick with hot mist and steam, Yan Qing's lips smiled, comfortably closing his eyes, dipping his body into the hot water, only revealing a small section of his white and delicate slender neck.
Waiting for the soak to be soothing and satisfying, the water also became much warmer, Yan Qing estimated that the time was almost up, and continued to close her eyes, only calling the name of the maidservant waiting outside the screen, "Qinglu?"
To dry a head of long hair is a tedious project, if Yan Qing, who is used to using a blow dryer, does it herself, either half a day or still wet, or rubbed haphazardly, I'm afraid that it will turn into a mess of unattractive dog hair.
The maidservants, on the other hand, were dexterous and extremely patient, so it would be perfect for them to take care of it for them. In this way, Yan Qing was able to take the opportunity to soak for a while longer.
He only called out, and although he did not hear Qing Lu answer, he vaguely heard footsteps approaching this way, so Yan Qing reassured himself by ruffling his long hair out and waiting for the maid's gentle movements.
However, although he did not open his eyes, he could also feel a large piece of towel was roughly thrown onto his head, not waiting for him to react, followed by the spin is rough and rusty a burst of rubbing and pulling, even if he did not feel the pain, his head was also yanked back by the excessive force to a violent fall.
That's a rough hand. I'll be damned if it's really Ching Lu!
There were guards outside, and for someone who could come in here unnoticed, and who loved to play such pranks, Yan Qing knew who it was without even thinking about it.
Although he was surprised how he would come so fast, the first priority is to save their hair, and quickly backhanded pressed the large palm of the chaos, helplessly said: "Qing what virtue and how can, but a pile of maidservant to do a small thing, how deserve to trouble the Lord?"
Sure enough, I heard Lu Bu's low, powerful voice say, "Oh."
Finally letting go of that evil hand, Yan Qing breathed a sigh of relief, and it was not good enough to ask the maid to come in again, putting the towel on his head, what to do next, he was again in a difficult position.
It would have been rude and disrespectful to speak to his lord directly in the barrel, but getting up would only have been worse: both clean clothes and a long towel for wiping his body were hiked up on the top of the screen, usually fetched for him by his maidservant.
Compared to being frank with his lord, Yan Qing hesitated for a split second before choosing to remain in the water, only turning to look at the other party, "Does your lord have something urgent to do?"
Lu Bu said indifferently, "Nothing."
Accustomed to his unpredictability, Yan Qing did not care that he was sick again and did not take his medication, and said in a warm voice, "Then could you please wait a little while, Lord, and let the maidservant serve Qing to change her clothes?"
Lu Bu half-dropped his eyelids, "May."
However, he responded, and remained motionless in his original position, with no intention of avoiding the situation.
Yan Qing couldn't figure out what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, and could sense that he was in an extremely bad mood, fearing that he was coming to pick a fight over nothing, so he simply raised his voice to call the maid again, and this time, he finally called in Qing Lu, who had been frightened to the door by the scary lord with an iron face.
Can clearly feel Qing Lu's hands are constantly trembling, Yan Qing although sympathize with her, in the case of unknown reasons is not good to rush to speak, so can not help much.
Under Lu Bu's cold gaze, Yan Qing calmly changed into his scholar's robe, walked over to Lu Bu, who was ringing his arms without saying a word, and asked in a harmonious manner, "My Lord--"
The words just started, Lu Bu abruptly stretched out his hand, his sturdy and rough fingers slightly curved, against Yan Qing's jaw slightly upward, without even half a point of strength, he forcefully lifted up that delicate and beautiful face which was full of consternation for a few points, right into the deep and cold line of sight.
It was a perfect copy of the move Yan Qing had done to Guo Jia earlier.
Yan Qing reflexively struggled back, Lu Bu threatened to add a little force, like an iron clamp tight, although not Yan Qing ate pain, but also know that he somehow hair annoyed, or do not further provocation for good.
Seeing him meek down and only looking at himself in confusion, Lu Bu condescendingly stared at him for a while, pulled the corner of his mouth disdainfully, and commented meanly, "Although these tricks look simple, doing them is indeed a bit interesting."
Yan Qing: "......"
His mind was already flexible and perceptive, and Lu Bu's targeting was too strong, so he instantly figured out that this unprovoked fire was about the little jokes he had made with Guo Jia just now.
It was also bad luck that I just happened to be seen with that scene.
Yan Qing could not help but be annoyed, was wondering how to get rid of this matter, Lu Bu listened to him about being too vain, only half a day even a sentence is not made, cold snort, but he let go of him, striding out proudly.
Yan Qing didn't chase after him either, standing in place as he pondered, gradually coming back to his senses.
Lu Bu has become increasingly cunning, whether intentionally or unintentionally, at the beginning of no reason to pick his pants, so that he annoyed unilateral cold war, for which the trouble is Lu Bu.
Now indiscriminate, grabbing him and Guo Jia close to the playful things to hard attack, let him momentarily stunned, but also before the evil deeds have not been liquidated to the clouds, just think of how to appease each other's heart full of displeasure to go.
At first thought through the joints, Yan Qing suddenly some tears and laughter, but is not in a hurry to coax this grumpy, heart gradually more and more big master, first find Xu Shu will be the main thing one by one to command down, to ensure that it is done.
However, what Yan Qing did not expect was that although Lu Bu had combined seven points of fire with three points of confusion this time, exaggerating it into ten points of anger, there was indeed seven points of it, very different from what he thought was purely playing on the subject.
By the time Yan Qing was done with his work, it was long into the night, and he rode his horse out of the Council Chamber, turning halfway to Lu Bu's official residence to go up.
Unobstructed into the inner hall, only to see the lights brilliant, the interior bright, Lu Bu crooked in the long collapse, the left arm supports the hit side of the half-body, actually unprecedentedly holding a thin book book to read fascinated.
Hearing the guards report Yan Qing's name, he didn't even bother to raise his eyelids, his eyes didn't even move away from the book, and he asked nonchalantly, "What's the matter?"
Yan Qing smiled faintly, "Qing came here uninvited, I still hope that the Lord will not drive Qing away."
Lu Bu was extremely cold, "Oh."
His face was grim, and his figure was extremely lanky and robust, looking exceptionally bluffing, but Yan Qing was half blinded.
As long as Lu Bu didn't open his mouth to kick him out, he guessed that the other party was merely deliberately putting up a front and suggesting in a roundabout way that he had admitted his mistake.
He sat knowingly to one side, not rushing to speak for a moment.
He stole a few glances at him without any trace, and then he happily continued reading.
Yan Qing at first suspected that he was just holding the book to deliberately make an appearance, but Lu Bu's serious and focused look could not be faked, and soon dispelled his initial thoughts, but made him even more curious.
This is which book of the ages, can call recently although no longer read those complicated red tape resistance, but also far from studious to pick lamps to read hard Lu Bu are deeply fascinated, hand without releasing the book?
He moved slightly closer to the long collapse where Lu Bu lay, trying to get a closer look at the title of the book.
However, the word is written extremely small, he had to lean towards Lu Bu's side again, until it was almost next to the edge of the couch, before finally seeing its true colors.
"Bent hairpin escapades?"
Yan Qing read it out in his heart, and the doubts in his heart increased instead of decreasing: he certainly did not have a complete understanding of the bibliography of the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and just look at this fragrant title, how to look at it is not like a famous author's masterpiece, but more like the painting style of a small yellow book.
Looking at Lu Bu as if he had no distractions, reading with great interest, Yan Qing felt that his guess should be eight. Nine is not too far off.
He was full of helplessness, can only comfort himself: in order to cultivate the child's reading habits, have to start from his most interested in the type of literary works subject matter. Moreover, it is the ancient small yellow book, if there is no certain literary literacy and skills, in the reading of the effort, but also more in the clouds, at best, is a hilarious. As long as it can enhance Lu Bu's motivation to study, but also as a child has all the physical and mental development of a mature old man, read a few books is also normal.
Since Lu Bu was still in the mood for posturing, Yan Qing knew that things were not that serious, and that he himself had the lingering anger of being stripped of his pants, and that before the lesson was given, he was not happy to habituate his foul temper without a bottom line as usual.
Without realizing it, he left Yan Qing hanging for a long time, and when Lu Bu, who had finished reading the whole book, realized that something was wrong and raised his head as if he had just woken up from a dream, Yan Qing had disappeared.
The next day, when Yan Qing met Xu Shu, he suddenly remembered the Bent Hairpin Yat-Shi that Lu Bu was addicted to, and couldn't help but ask his friend, who was a jack-of-all-trades in this area, "Has Yuan Zhi ever read the Bent Hairpin Yat-Shi?"
Xu Shu was stunned and looked at him with extreme surprise, asking instead of answering, "Where did Shiguang hear about this book?"
Xu Shu this kind of reaction, so that Yan Qing subconsciously concealed a bit, without changing his face, pushed to Guo Jia: "That day, I heard Fengxiao talk about this book, and I want to borrow it to read ......"
"The harridan is too ridiculous!"
The words just fell, heard Xu Shu out of anger Guo Jia angrily scolded, and solemnly advised Yan Qing away from that person, and finally really can't stand it anymore, and even personally want to kill to go to Yan Qing's house to find Guo Jia to settle the score.
What kind of miserable little yellow book is it that can make the upright Xu Shu lose his temper so much and find it hard to talk about it?
Yan Qing half a point not guilty call drink him so much wine Guo Jia occasionally take the blame, also not worried about whether he will suffer in the hands of Xu Shu, but was aroused by the full curiosity, in going to the Hall of the meeting detour a little way, turned to the bookstore to find the shopkeeper asked, and so he took out from the inner cabinet mysteriously, it will be smooth to the brand-new one to buy a copy of the hand.
Yan Qing stood on the street and casually opened it, seeing that it was densely packed with words rather than an atlas, but also slightly at ease, the results of a glance, only hastily swept a few pages, suddenly the liver and gallbladder cracked.
The two protagonists, who have a lot of sex in the text, both have crotches. They both have handles on their crotches!
Yan Qing stood in a trance, unable to move for a long time.
At the same time, an extremely horrible idea like fireworks bloomed in the mind - it is hard to believe that the reason why the historical Lu Bu has never had a queen is actually under the gimmick of favoring Diao Cicada alone, but in reality, he is secretly having sex with Gao Shun or Zhang Liao?