Talking about that little girl, she is a live monkey in the wrong human fetus, just born out of the bones than other pups hard, a little more than ten months to complete the evolution of monkeys to people - walking upright, one or two years old has been full of running around, become a pest in the house.
At noon on Saturday, the three fat families came to Wei Qian's house.
Three Fatty held his scourge of a daughter in one arm, and Talming, like a big fat rat without a tail, clung to one of his arms with all four paws, swaying as she walked, treating her father as if he were a swing.
Lin Qing carried something and ran all the way after these two masters: it was a big, broken-mouthed maid who said with a start, "Fatty, watch out, don't drop her!"
Three fat lifted up Talming, gently threw upwards, finished and in the child her mother's shouting hands to catch, shook the happy little girl: "Dad can fall you?"
Talming was so happy he was spitting bubbles.
San Fatty freed a hand and handed it to Lin Qing, "Daughter-in-law, things can't take to me."
Lin Qing lifted his foot and kicked him in the ass, "Just take your cubs, don't be a stinker!"
"I have a daughter he does not have ah, I do not stink who stinks?" Three fat whistled and pressed the doorbell, and his qi sank into his dantian, "Your third brother is driving ......"
He hadn't finished screaming at the top of his lungs when the door to the house opened from the inside.
Wei Zhiyuan took the things in Lin Qing's hand while stretching out his finger to "shush" and whispered, "It's not up yet."
Three Fatty froze, "It's almost eleven thirty, and he still hasn't gotten up? Is he going to be a king who doesn't get up in the morning from now on?"
Lin Qing heard his defeated old man's mouth start to run a tractor again, and hastily swung his fist and smashed it on his back with a muffled sound that was quite loud. Talking Ming climbed to the back of the three fat, curiously looked down at the source of the sound, grinned the small mouth of the teeth did not grow, clapping his palms for joy, meaning: this rattling is good, give the big master another sound!
Three Fatty bent down and put down his ungrateful daughter, letting her spread out all over the house, then walked over to Wei Zhiyuan, glanced at Wei Qian's closed bedroom, and lowered his voice to ask, "I'll tell him to go-hey, there's nothing inappropriate for children in the house, right?"
Wei Zhiyuan did not even blush a little, seemingly smiling, but not smiling, glanced at the three fat, but made the three fat rather embarrassed.
Seeing that he was embarrassed enough, Wei Xiaoyi slowly said, "Which can ah, last night he graded exam papers until three o'clock, just today nothing, sleep."
Wei Qian went back to school after he quit and worked as a teaching assistant while attending graduate school.
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To iron flat and neat, suits, leather shoes will never two days without polishing, to that station, the whole a standard model of the beast of burden.
Now well, he has been around for many years, but is back to basics, day and night set a big undershirt big pants on the way out, a pair of flip-flops under the feet, but save socks, walking kicking, do not bring to lift the foot.
Can such a big change be produced in the same person?
The three fat men pondered unsuccessfully for many days and finally came to a conclusion - school is a ruinous place.
Hearing Wei Zhiyuan's words, Sanfan was surprised and said, "What's the point of being so busy? Just the two dollars of teaching assistant's salary? He wouldn't go that far, would he?"
"Busy my ass." Wei Zhiyuan took out the sugar box and put it in front of Tan Ming while saying, "His old man is really our loyal users, he started playing from yesterday afternoon, playing games until 12:30, and was finally escorted by me to lie down and go to sleep, and after lying down for no more than five minutes, he popped up again like a swindler and said that he had to record the grades today, and that the midterm papers had to be corrected and sent to the class teachers, which made it to midnight. I've never seen such an ability to hold on to a job so long. I've never seen such a good temporary clasp, what do you think he did early?"
For some reason, looking at Wei Zhiyuan grumbling and counting his brother with a sullen face, SanFat's mood was suddenly inexplicably sunny.
Wei Zhiyuan flipped through the contact information of a nearby restaurant and asked Sanfat, "Either I book a table?"
"What table? We are all family members, don't do that." SanFat dodged TanMing's little paw that was stuffing candy into his mouth, "Taking such a bear child out to eat is not enough for her to jump up and down and make her look bad, let's do it ourselves, your sister-in-law loves to fiddle with the kitchen."
Wei Zhiyuan agreed flatly, "Okay, I'll give her a hand."
With a twinkle in his eye, while the two of them went to the kitchen to get busy, he picked up Tan Ming and whispered, "Let's go, let's go lift your old uncle's quilt."
Since coming up to the house and similar things, the little Talming child had come to the rescue, grabbing a chocolate in one hand without objection and being carried away by her dad.
Three fat tiptoe pushed open the door of Wei Qian's bedroom, the house curtains, although not pulled open, but the fine sunlight has been drilled in from the cracks, the person on the bed does not care about this little bit of shimmering light, only occupies a narrow one against the wall place, a movement is not moving, the upper half of the body did not wear anything, the quilt wrapped around his body, wrapped up is very tight, from the ankle neck all the way up to the neck, revealing a small piece of the shoulder, this a line set, at first glance Just like the ancient Greek bedsheet-clad magi as vain.
Three fat fingers count, from three o'clock to now, can also have eight hours, Wei Qian this kid from wearing crotch pants, slept so solid eight hours?
This one has a comfortable little life.
Three Fatty was quite unbalanced in his heart, so he threw his secret weapon, Talming, on Wei Qian's bed.
Talming loves sports and is gifted with height and weight, and when he landed on the floor, he made a crater in the soft surface of the bed with a bang.
Wei Qian was startled by her "light" landing, first looked lazily, and after a moment of staring at the small creature sitting there, he sat up violently, "Crap, it's alive!"
The living little creature with hands and feet, cheerfully lunged at Wei Qian, bringing up a piece of harsh wind, Wei Qian had not yet woken up, instinctively backed up a little cushion, and reached out to catch this human gravity missile, which was smashed by two chocolates.
When he brought the little thing to his eyes, Wei Qian was happy: "Niu'er, how come it's round again? We can't follow in your father's footsteps!"
Triple Fatty: "Fuck off!"
Wei Qian although left more than a year, but as a shareholder occasionally past the circle, in the company is still very heavy accumulation of prestige, even if he wore slippers big pants, a just stroll bathhouse virtues, there are a lot of old employees see him can not help but stand up, even her mother Lin Qing will become a little bit more virtuous when she sees him.
However, this child himself does not know the genetic mutation into how a freak, in front of Wei Qian extremely unrestrained, extraordinarily unrestrained, not only not afraid, as if also like to "bully" him.
Talming monkeys on top of him, wobbling to his feet and practicing tightrope walking on his two long legs.
Three Fatty: "Tan Ming, come down, have you played like this?"
Talming was even more undaunted by this untrustworthy dad, stretching out his meaty little fists at him and stomping joyfully.
Wei Qian had to stretch out his hand against the wall, in case she could not walk steadily when she fell down and hit her head on the wall: "OK, we are not yet two years old, you dare to punch your father and step on your uncle, and in the future, when you grow up, surely you can be a competent and good bandit, with a promising future ...... Hey, this bear child, what are you doing! "
The bear walked to the end of the line and calmly knelt down to tickle the big prophet's foot.
Three fat at a glance saw the writing desk on the midterm exam papers, all were Wei Qian toilet paper like spread out and thrown on the table, the approval pen has not yet covered the cap.
The theoretical basis of those experimental design three fat can not read a word, but he read Wei Qian's blood red marks of deduction, deduction of points, someone seems to be not yet finished, as when the company wrote "read", as the two words "fart" written in a flamboyant manner.
"......" Three Fatty was silent for a moment, "Won't someone complain about you at the end of the term?"
Wei Qian said loudly, "Anyway, no one knows which teaching assistant approved it, and at most, it will give a bad grade to the instructor of this course."
Wei Qian seemed to want to get up, just about to lift the quilt to get up, suddenly his movements lurched and he coughed dryly, "What's that, Third Brother, you carry the child away for a bit, I'll get up and clean up."
Three fat from childhood with him a pants friendship, a moment did not return to the taste, but also in that heartless said: "You put her aside not just."
Wei Qian: "......"
The two of them stared at each other wide-eyed for a moment, and Three Fatty finally reacted, his old face nearly reddening, immediately copying Tan Ming to carry on his shoulders and heading out.
Talming refused to do so, wriggling around like a meatworm in his arms, crossing over Sanfat's shoulders to desperately reach out his claws to reach Wei Qian.
Three fat to bring the door back on, talk about Ming "ow" a bright voice, strong mountain cried.
Lin Qing heard the baby crying, poked his head out of the kitchen in the middle of a busy day, "Dead fat, how do you people again?"
Three fat did not answer, he actually could not help but sneak a glance before closing the door, Wei Qian had already peeled down a little bit of the quilt wrapped around his body, three fat a glance swept that chest on a large area of wretched red marks, then a little out of the soul.
Wei Zhiyuan finished cutting vegetables and washed his hands clean and came out, took over Tan Ming, who was expected to become a famous actor of the generation, and gently picked her up and coaxed her, "What's the matter, little princess, what's the matter with crying?"
Three Fatty's ears heard the gentle accent, and his mind recalled the footage of the party, knotting up with goosebumps.
For a while, Tan Ming was coaxed and ran to play on the balcony by himself, only then did San Fat grab Wei Zhiyuan's collar and whispered through clenched teeth, "Didn't you tell me there's no such thing as a child's misuse?"
Wei Zhiyuan blinked with an innocent face, "What's not suitable for children?"
Three Fatty blushed and pointed to the door of the house and said, "He he he that that ......"
"Which one?" Wei Zhiyuan looked him in the eye without panicking and asked rhetorically, "Third brother, nonchalant, what did you see?"
Triple Fat: "......"
Following that, Wei Zhiyuan warmly and courteously solicited his opinion, "There's an extraordinarily deep teeth mark on my shoulder, he bit it, and it hasn't receded in half a week, if you think it's unbalanced, I'll peel back the collar and give you a look?"
Three Fatty: "No, Wei Zhiyuan what the fuck do you mean right?"
Wei Zhiyuan said rightfully, "Showing off, can't you see that?"
How to listen to that last sentence how not like Wei Zhiyuan can say out, clearly is Wei Qian that old hooligan style, a clear example of close to the ink is black, the three fat had to once again speechless.
At this time, the door of the house opened, Wei Zhiyuan's eyes immediately changed, with a voice that softened into a piece of autumn water in the south of the Yangtze River said, "Brother, up?"
Wei Qian wiped the water off his face and lifted his eyelids, "Pretend!"
Three Fatty inexplicably found the tacit understanding he had with Wei Qian when he was a child, and almost at the same time he spoke, "What's so pure about pretending?"
The two men's voices overlapped, which caused Wei Zhiyuan's corners of his eyes to twitch rapidly as he stared at Sanfat's broad back.
All through the middle of the day, he smiled at the three fat men with that meaningful, sinister smile.
This directly led to the three fat after eating dinner sat no fart for a while, took his wife and children ran out of shadow: "Next week Ma Chunming and Meng Meng married, I just came to send an invitation."
Wei Qian opened the festive invitation, only to see the end of the date, but also relentlessly painted two small round turtles, shell side half a heart, leaning together to make a whole.
Sometimes it doesn't matter if you find the wrong person, as long as you're good enough on your own to keep it up, someone better will always come along and like you.
"Silly people have silly blessings." Wei Qian stretched out his fingers to flick the scented piece of paper and made a pertinent comment on his General Ma's life.